An older woman sits on chair outside her apartment on the Grand Concourse. A large pitbull sits next to her staring in the opposite direction. Neighbor comes out and says hello.
" When did you get a dog? Is that your dog?"
"Mine? Oh no, he belongs to the store. You thought he was mine? Lord, he's bigger than my whole apartment!"
Two men exiting a bank.
First one: " Did you hear about Joel? He was dead broke, played a dollar and got almost a hundred grand!"
" So what? That ain't helping me."
Sign on the side of an apartment complex from over 70 years ago advertising for "Available Apartments" "Inquire within" or call the owner at Jerome-7119.
would love to know what those went for....
El Quijote - *VANISHING* After nearly 90 years in the Chelsea Hotel, the great and wonderful and gorgeous El Quijote is closing on March 30. Eater reports: "Staffers...
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