An older woman sits on chair outside her apartment on the Grand Concourse. A large pitbull sits next to her staring in the opposite direction. Neighbor comes out and says hello.
" When did you get a dog? Is that your dog?"
"Mine? Oh no, he belongs to the store. You thought he was mine? Lord, he's bigger than my whole apartment!"
Two men exiting a bank.
First one: " Did you hear about Joel? He was dead broke, played a dollar and got almost a hundred grand!"
" So what? That ain't helping me."
Sign on the side of an apartment complex from over 70 years ago advertising for "Available Apartments" "Inquire within" or call the owner at Jerome-7119.
would love to know what those went for....
Tompkins fledgling frolicks on a fire escape, then returns to nest tree - The younger of the two Tompkins Square Park hawklets fledged the nest at 2:02pm on Friday, July 13. It spent the night on a fire escape on E 8th Street and...
2 days ago