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Four be the things I am wiser to know:
Idleness, sorrow, a friend and a foe.

Four be things I'd been better without:
Love, curiosity, freckles and doubt.

Three be the things I shall never attain:
Envy, content and sufficient champagne.

Three be the things I shall have till I die:
Laughter, hope and a sock in the eye.

-Dorothy Parker