Even this I had to laugh at... More dysfunction across the river.
Scene: A courthouse with a strange sounding name.
Players: Me and a clueless clerk.
" How can I help you?"
" I am looking for a criminal indictment from 1941."
Eyes go wide followed by a grin with laughter. Guess this isn't your run of the mill question in this joint.
"Oh boy! That's gonna be hard." She wanders over to a computer. At least it supposed to be a computer. It looks like the word processor I use to use in high school with the black screen and bright green letters jumping at you. She asks me for the name and I give it to her.
(Pause) " Do you have his social security number?"
Did she really just ask me that????
" Uh, no. Social Security wasn't used then."
"What's the victim's name?"
" Do you have his social security number?" Mind you, she still has that goofy grin on her face and I am trying my best not to look at her crooked.
" No, he died before social security was even a concept."
She still insists on giving me a form, telling me Archives would take at least a month to look and that if I could get the social security number it would make things easier.
Would love to know what's running in the tap water through this town.
Christo seems confused by new relationship situation - I don't have any updates on Dora at this time other than she is eating well and resting. She will not be released from rehab until she's 100% healthy, and...
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